It's Like Easter, but the Cubs are rising from the dead instead of Jesus

If you're not watching the game right now, turn it on. WGN. Now. The Cubs are tearing the cover off the ball, it's the first inning, the Brewers already have a man warming up in the bullpen, DeRosa just hit his second home run of the year (he's still the only Cub with any), and we're up 6-0. So turn it on. I'll be back after the game with a giddy recap, assuming Hill can keep it together.