He used to be a state senator and now he's a real estate developer. He's loaded and he, along with some of his buddies, wants to buy the Cubs.
Most importantly, his wife is Christie Hefner. Yes, that Hefner. The one that is the Chief Executive Officer of Playboy and daughter of The Legend.
I just wanted to take a moment to speculate what his ownership could possibly mean for the team:
1) New Food Vendors. -- Think Hooters, but with popcorn, crackerjacks, and cotton candy.
2) 'Adults Only' sections at the winter Cubs Conventions. -- Take a picture with Alfonso Soriano your favorite centerfold.
3) Playboy photo shoots at Wrigley. -- Nothing is hotter than a babe wearing a Cubs shirt that was made for a toddler, nothing except for when that shirt comes off and she's suddenly tanning nude with two of her friends in the bleachers.
You get the idea.
I say if we can't have Mark Cuban, this Willaim Marovitz is our guy.
-rfs
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