Sunday, April 1, 2007

"Soy Dannielynn's Padre"

(Las Vegas)

That's right, late Saturday night (or early Sunday morning), Henry Blanco came clean as to his rumored involvement with the late Anna Nicole Smith.

Wobbling out of a Las Vegas strip club around 2am after paying for the lap dances of youngsters Rich Hill and Ronny Cedeneo, Blanco drunkenly proclaimed that he could no longer live a lie.

"Si, si. It is mi. Soy el padre!"

This news comes out of months of speculation after Henry and Anna were seen together leaving a Los Angeles Chili's in December of 2005, which up until now coincidently coincided with the September 7th birth of the child.

"Mi love their quesadilla's."

Blanco went on to say that after seeing a white woman with the "culo of Mother Mary herself" (Anna Nicole) walk into the same Chili's that day, he knew she would be his.

Why Anna was in LA at the time is still unknown, but it is believed that Henry was in town visiting Paris;

his girlfriend of 12 years.

"I hope mi mamasita no find out."

When told of Blanco's comments, Manager Lou Pinella -- who's Cubs were in town for their spring-training finale against the Mariners-- just shook his head, "Thank God we have a day off on Sunday."

A voicemail left with Anna Nicole's camp was not returned.

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